Brazen. That’s the word I’d use to describe this man who left his phone perched upright and backwards against a bathroom mirror, recording the goings on in the women’s Walmart bathroom.
Give the guy credit, I guess. He had balls big enough to think that he could somehow get away with this.
Tip for him next time: Maybe don’t use your personal phone and if you have to, maybe take the child porn pics and pictures of yourself off of it before hand…or at the very least LOCK IT? Continue reading “Man Leaves Phone Recording On Counter In Walmart Bathroom”
Anything for a cold beer, amirite? Apparently that rings true for this gem of a guy who turned into MacGyver when a gas station attendant refused to sell him beer. But honestly though, those corn dog sticks are no joke! Continue reading “Man Attacks Gas Station Clerk with Hot Dogs and a Corn Dog Stick”
THE NERVE OF THESE EMPLOYEES!
Matthew Lawrence Miller is blaming his stabbing victims. It’s their fault for caring so much about a $7.99 Caesar salad. Continue reading “Man Stabs Employees At Grocery Store After They Tried to Stop Him From Stealing”
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I believe that’s the old adage. We can ammend it here, though. How about “hell hath no fury like a woman who can wind up and swing a frying pan like she’s David Ortiz”? This could be the very definition of “baby mama drama”. Continue reading “Woman Hits Ex-Boyfriend In The Face With a Frying Pan”
Gone are the days that I would get a birthday card from my grandparents with a nice note and maybe $10. I’m sure Myriam had a similar experience. The only difference is that after my grandparents passed on, I didn’t impose my own form of restitution by collecting their Social Security benefits.
Maybe I’m the asshole? Continue reading “Woman Made Payments on BMW With Dead Grandparent’s Social Security Benefits”
I mean, how else would you pilfer a fish? It’s not like you can bring your own tank. And maybe Cruz should have checked for video cameras before going all Ocean’s 11 on the aquatic life at this pet store. Continue reading “Customer Steals Exotic Fish, Stuffs Them Down His Pants”
There’s a special place in Hell for assholes like this guy. In fact, calling him an asshole doesn’t even seem justified. I mean, I call my dog an asshole when he does something stupid. I don’t know there is a word in the English dictionary to describe this scum bag. Continue reading “Man Accused of Beating Toddler, Putting Her in Oven, Turns Himself In”
The guy’s just trying to make a buck! But seriously, “I didn’t know I couldn’t do that” would probably be a legit response to finding out that you were being arrested for faking homelessness. Sounds made up. Continue reading “Police: Man Arrested for Faking Homelessness”
If at once you don’t succeed, try another 343 times. Sometimes it just takes getting arrested 3 or 4 hundred times to realize that maybe the system isn’t broken, but perhaps you are just a unique type of idiot. Continue reading “Man Arrested 344 Times is Headed Back to Jail”
Florida or Ohio?
Sometimes police catch a break in a case. Whether it be a finger print or an eye witness, sometimes they just get lucky. For officials in this state, they may not have any concrete breaks in the case, but they do have one thing going for them…
Their perp is easily identifiable thanks to questionable early life decisions regarding his choice of tattoos. Continue reading “Man With Dollar Sign Face Tattoo Wanted For Burglary, Domestic Violence”