Man Goes on Rampage to Get Attention of Taylor Swift

A man recently was found in the middle of the street simply screaming “I love you”. When police intervened, he explained that he was in love with Taylor Swift. Get in line, pal. The next evening led to an even stranger encounter that involved an airport runway, a playground and a potential grenade. No word…

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Couple Breaks Into Home, Makes Coffee, Showers and Does Laundry

There’s something sweet about kids playing house. There’s something terrifying about adults doing it, especially when the house in the scenario is someone else’s. These two model citizens not only broke in and stole jewlery, car keys and a computer, but they helped themselves to a nice hot shower and a cup of joe. No…

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Man Burns Down Home to Elude Vampires

Say what you want, but would you have the guts to burn down your own home to avoid having an altercation with a vampire? I didn’t think so. Me? I’d probably try the old garlic on the door thing, but setting the house ablaze is an option. Let me just say, the lead up to the…

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Woman Arrested After Swinging Puppies in a Bar

I know what you’re thinking. And yes, women have for years been getting drunk and occasionally showing the puppies off when they are in a bar. It happens. However, this woman was not swinging around her sweater puppies, but actual puppies. And their mom!

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Woman Throws Baby Twice During Amazon Account Argument

Nothing says “I’m mad” like hip-tossing a baby. Twice. Erin Johnson, 32, was clearly upset about her Amazon account so much so that during an argument, she threw her baby onto a couch. The article doesn’t give an age on the baby, but I’m pretty sure the blanket sentiment here is don’t throw a baby…

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Man Stuffs Footlong Sub Down His Pants, But Pays For Soda

$5 footlongs are a great deal, but not great enough. At least for the gentleman pictured above who is now wanted by the local police department in connection with sandwich pilfering. Sidebar: How many jokes can you come up with about a footlong in the pants? Perhaps more humorous than us (yeah right), the Facebook…

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