Man Arrested After Flying to go Smoke a Joint With President Trump

Well this one is a doozy. It’s like when you’re watching an episode of your favorite show and then all of the sudden there is a crossover moment and your other favorite show has been combined with your original favorite show and you just sit there and basque in the favorite showness of it all.

Well that’s what we  have here. BOTH states involved. One epic crossover! Continue reading “Man Arrested After Flying to go Smoke a Joint With President Trump”

Man Offers to Take Any Test To Prove He Isn’t Drunk, Blows a .233

Maybe he was bluffing? Well, the cops called his bluff.

After spinning out while trying to pass a police officer, hitting the cruiser, and then continuing on his way, this gentleman told police officers that he would “take any test you have” to prove that he wasn’t drunk. His breathalyzer reading came out more than three times the legal limit at .233. He also claims “he ain’t never had a license”. Continue reading “Man Offers to Take Any Test To Prove He Isn’t Drunk, Blows a .233”

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Driver Runs Motorcycle Off the Road in Road Rage Incident Caught On Camera

Well, the fact that this incident involves a motorcycle and it’s currently snowing in northeast Ohio, determining which state is responsible for this asshole should pretty much be a layup.

However, if you’re still not sure after watching the video and checking out the story, feel free to take the quiz. Hell, take it any way. It’s Monday, we could all use a win.

Law enforcement is searching for a driver involved in a terrible road rage incident on Sunday evening. Continue reading “Driver Runs Motorcycle Off the Road in Road Rage Incident Caught On Camera”

Road Rage Leads Two Women To Beat Another Woman With Baseball Bats

I’ve gotten pissed at other drivers before. Actually, I do it almost daily. I don’t think I’ve ever reached the level of getting a baseball bat out and using it on another human being pissed. However, for these two women, this seemed like a logical action to let this other lady know that they did not appreciate her driving techniques.

Think about that for a second…hitting someone else with a baseball bat…in the head…GAH. No thanks. Continue reading “Road Rage Leads Two Women To Beat Another Woman With Baseball Bats”

Two Men, One Dressed in a Bull Onesie, Attempted to Burn Down A House With Ragu Sauce

We can go ahead and mark March 22 as the last day of 2018. There will not be a better headline than the one you just read. Tomorrow starts 2019. Go ahead and party like it’s NYE tonight.

These two mongos broke into a home and decided they would try to make it look like the owner left his Ragu cooking a little too long on the stove…at 2am.

That’s only the very tip of this ice berg of a story. There is sexual relationships, borrowed cars and even fixed teeth! I love the internet! Continue reading “Two Men, One Dressed in a Bull Onesie, Attempted to Burn Down A House With Ragu Sauce”

Woman Breaks Into Car to Sleep, Sets it on Fire, Can’t Find Unlock Button

Man oh man. Have you ever went to pick up a friend at night and they go to get into your car but the door is locked, so you fumble around trying to find the unlock button? It usually takes a few seconds, and your friend thinks you’re trying to be cute and they annoyingly knock on the window like you don’t actually see them standing there trying to get into the car.

ANYWAY. The point of that is that you usually find your way to the unlock button. Continue reading “Woman Breaks Into Car to Sleep, Sets it on Fire, Can’t Find Unlock Button”

“I’m Way Too Drunk to do Any of That Walking!” Man Respectfully Declines Field Sobriety Test

Sometimes you just have to fall on Mercy Street and hope the cop will give you a warning or a break. The cop will ask if you’ve been drinking, and you decide to be honest and tell them you’ve had a few, but you’re almost home…yada yada yada. And sometimes, this actually works. Continue reading ““I’m Way Too Drunk to do Any of That Walking!” Man Respectfully Declines Field Sobriety Test”