Things you should never hit:
- Handicapable people
Children are somewhere on that list, but their ranking is directly correlated with how big of an asshole they are. I’m kidding. Don’t hit kids, either.
An angry elf aboard a Frontier Airlines flights managed to check off all three on the above list when he became enraged that a woman’s service dog “took up more space than [he] felt it deserved”.
Oh yeah. This one is a doozy. Continue reading “Deaf, Pregnant Woman and Her Service Dog Punched While Deboarding Flight”
Head on a swivel, guys. Meteorites are real and they are pelting people in the face on the reg. Continue reading “Man Tells Police He was Struck by Meteorite While Walking Down the Street”
HELLO, MONDAY! If your start to the week needs a little kick in the pants, don’t look to this guys girlfriend.
While trying to hide his significant other from the police, this guy decided that the best possible place would be a plastic tote. I can’t blame him, that’s the last place I would look for a live, human girl. However, the police know this girl because an altercation from 2015 caused her to lose both of her getaway sticks.
I wish I had the imagination to make this shit up. Continue reading “Man Tries to Hide Legless Girlfriend From Police in Plastic Tote”
Well this one is a doozy. It’s like when you’re watching an episode of your favorite show and then all of the sudden there is a crossover moment and your other favorite show has been combined with your original favorite show and you just sit there and basque in the favorite showness of it all.
Well that’s what we have here. BOTH states involved. One epic crossover! Continue reading “Man Arrested After Flying to go Smoke a Joint With President Trump”
Maybe he was bluffing? Well, the cops called his bluff.
After spinning out while trying to pass a police officer, hitting the cruiser, and then continuing on his way, this gentleman told police officers that he would “take any test you have” to prove that he wasn’t drunk. His breathalyzer reading came out more than three times the legal limit at .233. He also claims “he ain’t never had a license”. Continue reading “Man Offers to Take Any Test To Prove He Isn’t Drunk, Blows a .233”
Well, the fact that this incident involves a motorcycle and it’s currently snowing in northeast Ohio, determining which state is responsible for this asshole should pretty much be a layup.
However, if you’re still not sure after watching the video and checking out the story, feel free to take the quiz. Hell, take it any way. It’s Monday, we could all use a win.
Law enforcement is searching for a driver involved in a terrible road rage incident on Sunday evening. Continue reading “Driver Runs Motorcycle Off the Road in Road Rage Incident Caught On Camera”
I’ve gotten pissed at other drivers before. Actually, I do it almost daily. I don’t think I’ve ever reached the level of getting a baseball bat out and using it on another human being pissed. However, for these two women, this seemed like a logical action to let this other lady know that they did not appreciate her driving techniques.
Think about that for a second…hitting someone else with a baseball bat…in the head…GAH. No thanks. Continue reading “Road Rage Leads Two Women To Beat Another Woman With Baseball Bats”
We can go ahead and mark March 22 as the last day of 2018. There will not be a better headline than the one you just read. Tomorrow starts 2019. Go ahead and party like it’s NYE tonight.
These two mongos broke into a home and decided they would try to make it look like the owner left his Ragu cooking a little too long on the stove…at 2am.
That’s only the very tip of this ice berg of a story. There is sexual relationships, borrowed cars and even fixed teeth! I love the internet! Continue reading “Two Men, One Dressed in a Bull Onesie, Attempted to Burn Down A House With Ragu Sauce”
Yeah but it was a sweet hat.
It’s one thing to argue with a friend over a possession. It’s an entirely other thing to argue with a friend over a possession, then have your dad — and all your siblings — get your back, then munch on some cartilage. Continue reading “Argument Over A Hat Ends With Man’s Ear Bitten Off”
Holy smokes. .316?! I think they told me in college that .400 can blind you and .500 is dead.
Maybe that was Fake News, but I never bothered to test it out. Continue reading “Mugshot Of Man With BAC of .316 Is Exactly What You Think It Would Be”