If you’re down with flashing your giblets, you can be like the ordinary freak show and head to your local park or store parking lot.
If you’re more of a home body freak show, you can do the easy thing and just wait for your neighbors to exit their house and then start the show. You never even have to leave your living room. Maybe this guy is revolutionizing the twig and berry peep show?
A ***** man is behind bars after a woman says he flashed his genitals at her and performed sexual acts on himself in front of her.
Richard Rigby, 62, is charged with public indecency. He was arrested Thursday.
The woman says this isn’t the first time this has happened, according to a police report.
She says Rigby has done this numerous times over the past two years and that he typically waits for her to come outside before opening his door and exposing himself.
Wait. He’s been doing this for two years? I hope this isn’t the first time the woman called the cops on him! Judging by his mugger, is there anything that makes this man happier?