Two Men, One Dressed in a Bull Onesie, Attempted to Burn Down A House With Ragu Sauce

We can go ahead and mark March 22 as the last day of 2018. There will not be a better headline than the one you just read. Tomorrow starts 2019. Go ahead and party like it’s NYE tonight.

These two mongos broke into a home and decided they would try to make it look like the owner left his Ragu cooking a little too long on the stove…at 2am.

That’s only the very tip of this ice berg of a story. There is sexual relationships, borrowed cars and even fixed teeth! I love the internet! Continue reading “Two Men, One Dressed in a Bull Onesie, Attempted to Burn Down A House With Ragu Sauce”

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Man Attacks Gas Station Clerk with Hot Dogs and a Corn Dog Stick

Anything for a cold beer, amirite? Apparently that rings true for this gem of a guy who turned into MacGyver when a gas station attendant refused to sell him beer. But honestly though, those corn dog sticks are no joke! Continue reading “Man Attacks Gas Station Clerk with Hot Dogs and a Corn Dog Stick”

florida or ohio?

Man Accused of Beating Toddler, Putting Her in Oven, Turns Himself In

There’s a special place in Hell for assholes like this guy. In fact, calling him an asshole doesn’t even seem justified. I mean, I call my dog an asshole when he does something stupid. I don’t know there is a word in the English dictionary to describe this scum bag. Continue reading “Man Accused of Beating Toddler, Putting Her in Oven, Turns Himself In”

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Man With Dollar Sign Face Tattoo Wanted For Burglary, Domestic Violence

Florida or Ohio?

Sometimes police catch a break in a case. Whether it be a finger print or an eye witness, sometimes they just get lucky. For officials in this state, they may not have any concrete breaks in the case, but they do have one thing going for them…

Their perp is easily identifiable thanks to questionable early life decisions regarding his choice of tattoos. Continue reading “Man With Dollar Sign Face Tattoo Wanted For Burglary, Domestic Violence”