Dinner and entertainment was denied to a man recently when he refused to stop watching porn on community computers. At a soup kitchen. At 6 am.
Sometime you just have the itch, I guess. Continue reading “Man Refused to Stop Watching Porn at Soup Kitchen”
The police are blaming driver fatigue for the video below, which shows a car barreling toward a turnpike plaza and striking a lane divider at full speed. The driver is ejected and thrown a long distance, but somehow — SOMEHOW — survived the accident. You can also see a passenger emerge from the smoke and fire, a little wobbly on his feet. The other THREE passengers in the car were also OK. All 5 were treated and released from the hospital. Continue reading “VIDEO: Man Ejected From Car During Violent Collision at Turnpike Plaza”
Head on a swivel, guys. Meteorites are real and they are pelting people in the face on the reg. Continue reading “Man Tells Police He was Struck by Meteorite While Walking Down the Street”
HELLO, MONDAY! If your start to the week needs a little kick in the pants, don’t look to this guys girlfriend.
While trying to hide his significant other from the police, this guy decided that the best possible place would be a plastic tote. I can’t blame him, that’s the last place I would look for a live, human girl. However, the police know this girl because an altercation from 2015 caused her to lose both of her getaway sticks.
I wish I had the imagination to make this shit up. Continue reading “Man Tries to Hide Legless Girlfriend From Police in Plastic Tote”
Well this one is a doozy. It’s like when you’re watching an episode of your favorite show and then all of the sudden there is a crossover moment and your other favorite show has been combined with your original favorite show and you just sit there and basque in the favorite showness of it all.
Well that’s what we have here. BOTH states involved. One epic crossover! Continue reading “Man Arrested After Flying to go Smoke a Joint With President Trump”
I’ve gotten pissed at other drivers before. Actually, I do it almost daily. I don’t think I’ve ever reached the level of getting a baseball bat out and using it on another human being pissed. However, for these two women, this seemed like a logical action to let this other lady know that they did not appreciate her driving techniques.
Think about that for a second…hitting someone else with a baseball bat…in the head…GAH. No thanks. Continue reading “Road Rage Leads Two Women To Beat Another Woman With Baseball Bats”
Yeah but it was a sweet hat.
It’s one thing to argue with a friend over a possession. It’s an entirely other thing to argue with a friend over a possession, then have your dad — and all your siblings — get your back, then munch on some cartilage. Continue reading “Argument Over A Hat Ends With Man’s Ear Bitten Off”
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I believe that’s the old adage. We can ammend it here, though. How about “hell hath no fury like a woman who can wind up and swing a frying pan like she’s David Ortiz”? This could be the very definition of “baby mama drama”. Continue reading “Woman Hits Ex-Boyfriend In The Face With a Frying Pan”