Aside from his decision to get tattoos above his neck, the decision to use an otherwise perfectly good cookie as a weapon proved to be one that he would regret.
Last weekend, this man became so enraged with his live-in girlfriend that he chucked a “hard” cookie at his woman’s face.
Wade Smith, 41, of *****, was taken into custody on Sunday after deputies with the ***** County Sheriff’s Office were called to the home he shares with his girlfriend.
Smith’s girlfriend reportedly told investigators that he “threw a hard piece of cookie and hit her in the forehead,” which deputies noted was red when they responded to the scene.
The 41-year-old, according to the news station, confessed to authorities that he threw the cookie at her.
Online records from the sheriff’s office indicate Smith was booked at the ***** County Jail in ***** on $500 bond.
$500 bond and domestic battery charge for throwing a cookie at someone! Maybe the cookie wasn’t as good as we initially thought?
Cookies don’t hurt people. People hurt people.
Where does Cookie Monster really live?