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Man Attacks Gas Station Clerk with Hot Dogs and a Corn Dog Stick

Anything for a cold beer, amirite? Apparently that rings true for this gem of a guy who turned into MacGyver when a gas station attendant refused to sell him beer. But honestly though, those corn dog sticks are no joke! Continue reading “Man Attacks Gas Station Clerk with Hot Dogs and a Corn Dog Stick”

Woman Hits Ex-Boyfriend In The Face With a Frying Pan

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I believe that’s the old adage. We can ammend it here, though. How about “hell hath no fury like a woman who can wind up and swing a frying pan like she’s David Ortiz”? This could be the very definition of “baby mama drama”. Continue reading “Woman Hits Ex-Boyfriend In The Face With a Frying Pan”

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Woman Made Payments on BMW With Dead Grandparent’s Social Security Benefits

Gone are the days that I would get a birthday card from my grandparents with a nice note and maybe $10. I’m sure Myriam had a similar experience. The only difference is that after my grandparents passed on, I didn’t impose my own form of restitution by collecting their Social Security benefits.

Maybe I’m the asshole? Continue reading “Woman Made Payments on BMW With Dead Grandparent’s Social Security Benefits”

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Man Accused of Beating Toddler, Putting Her in Oven, Turns Himself In

There’s a special place in Hell for assholes like this guy. In fact, calling him an asshole doesn’t even seem justified. I mean, I call my dog an asshole when he does something stupid. I don’t know there is a word in the English dictionary to describe this scum bag. Continue reading “Man Accused of Beating Toddler, Putting Her in Oven, Turns Himself In”

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Man With Dollar Sign Face Tattoo Wanted For Burglary, Domestic Violence

Florida or Ohio?

Sometimes police catch a break in a case. Whether it be a finger print or an eye witness, sometimes they just get lucky. For officials in this state, they may not have any concrete breaks in the case, but they do have one thing going for them…

Their perp is easily identifiable thanks to questionable early life decisions regarding his choice of tattoos. Continue reading “Man With Dollar Sign Face Tattoo Wanted For Burglary, Domestic Violence”