Man Waits For Neighbor to Come Outside Before Flashing Genitals

If you’re down with flashing your giblets, you can be like the ordinary freak show and head to your local park or store parking lot.

Or.

If you’re more of a home body freak show, you can do the easy thing and just wait for your neighbors to exit their house and then start the show. You never even have to leave your living room. Maybe this guy is revolutionizing the twig and berry peep show? Continue reading “Man Waits For Neighbor to Come Outside Before Flashing Genitals”

Woman All Smiles in Mug Shot Following Fatal Drunk Driving Crash

There are total pieces of shit in this world and then there is this woman. 44-years-old should be old enough to know a few things.

    1. Drinking and driving isn’t smart
    2. You shouldn’t be drunk before 12pm
    3. Never smile in a mug shot

Continue reading “Woman All Smiles in Mug Shot Following Fatal Drunk Driving Crash”

Man with ‘Feel My Pain’ Tattoo Captured After Second Standoff

What more than one police standoff could make these people feel my pain? I know…TWO POLICE STANDOFFS!

Ebb Duhamel and his face tattoo were threatening people with a gun from inside a home. After many attempts to get him to surrender, the police entered the home only to lose track of Duhamel… Continue reading “Man with ‘Feel My Pain’ Tattoo Captured After Second Standoff”

VIDEO: Man Ejected From Car During Violent Collision at Turnpike Plaza

The police are blaming driver fatigue for the video below, which shows a car barreling toward a turnpike plaza and striking a lane divider at full speed. The driver is ejected and thrown a long distance, but somehow — SOMEHOW — survived the accident. You can also see a passenger emerge from the smoke and fire, a little wobbly on his feet. The other THREE passengers in the car were also OK. All 5 were treated and released from the hospital. Continue reading “VIDEO: Man Ejected From Car During Violent Collision at Turnpike Plaza”

Cop Charged After Threatening to Kill Woman If She Didn’t Send Nudes

These stories just write themselves sometimes. This young man — while he didn’t act  as a cop — is a cop who just so happened to also threaten to kill a woman if she didn’t send him nude photographs.

For good measure, he threatened to kill and/or rape her family members as well.

Because when trying to get those nudes, you can never be too aggressive. Continue reading “Cop Charged After Threatening to Kill Woman If She Didn’t Send Nudes”

Deaf, Pregnant Woman and Her Service Dog Punched While Deboarding Flight

Things you should never hit:

  1. Women
  2. Handicapable people
  3. Animals

Children are somewhere on that list, but their ranking is directly correlated with how big of an asshole they are. I’m kidding. Don’t hit kids, either.

An angry elf aboard a Frontier Airlines flights managed to check off all three on the above list when he became enraged that a woman’s service dog “took up more space than [he] felt it deserved”.

Oh yeah. This one is a doozy. Continue reading “Deaf, Pregnant Woman and Her Service Dog Punched While Deboarding Flight”

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Man Tries to Hide Legless Girlfriend From Police in Plastic Tote

HELLO, MONDAY! If your start to the week needs a little kick in the pants, don’t look to this guys girlfriend.

While trying to hide his significant other from the police, this guy decided that the best possible place would be a plastic tote.  I can’t blame him, that’s the last place I would look for a live, human girl. However, the police know this girl because an altercation from 2015 caused her to lose both of her getaway sticks.

I wish I had the imagination to make this shit up. Continue reading “Man Tries to Hide Legless Girlfriend From Police in Plastic Tote”