VIDEO: Man Ejected From Car During Violent Collision at Turnpike Plaza

The police are blaming driver fatigue for the video below, which shows a car barreling toward a turnpike plaza and striking a lane divider at full speed. The driver is ejected and thrown a long distance, but somehow — SOMEHOW — survived the accident. You can also see a passenger emerge from the smoke and fire, a little wobbly on his feet. The other THREE passengers in the car were also OK. All 5 were treated and released from the hospital.

I don’t know how someone survives this.

A crash at a turnpike toll plaza in Central Florida was so violent that it catapulted a passenger from the car and sent him flying across the pay lanes.

The ejected man miraculously survived, and even was released from the hospital after treatment.

The crash happened last Sunday near St. Cloud in Osceola County, reports WESH 2 News.

Newly released video from the toll plaza contains a warning about graphic footage. The clip shows a car speeding toward the toll booth, flying through poles, then striking a barrier. Look closely and you can see a man flying from the vehicle before landing mere inches from a yellow pole.

The crashed SUV caught fire, with smoke pouring out, doors open, another occupant staggering out. A toll worker walks over to investigate and then sees the seemingly unconscious man lying motionless on the ground next to another vehicle that is stopped at the booth.

The Florida Highway Patrol told the Orlando station that all five people in the vehicle were taken to the hospital, treated and released.

The trooper wrote in his report that the accident appeared to be related to driver fatigue, adds the WESH report.

No need to guess on this one. We’re just glad no one was killed!

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Cop Charged After Threatening to Kill Woman If She Didn’t Send Nudes

These stories just write themselves sometimes. This young man — while he didn’t act  as a cop — is a cop who just so happened to also threaten to kill a woman if she didn’t send him nude photographs.

For good measure, he threatened to kill and/or rape her family members as well.

Because when trying to get those nudes, you can never be too aggressive. Continue reading “Cop Charged After Threatening to Kill Woman If She Didn’t Send Nudes”

Deaf, Pregnant Woman and Her Service Dog Punched While Deboarding Flight

Things you should never hit:

  1. Women
  2. Handicapable people
  3. Animals

Children are somewhere on that list, but their ranking is directly correlated with how big of an asshole they are. I’m kidding. Don’t hit kids, either.

An angry elf aboard a Frontier Airlines flights managed to check off all three on the above list when he became enraged that a woman’s service dog “took up more space than [he] felt it deserved”.

Oh yeah. This one is a doozy. Continue reading “Deaf, Pregnant Woman and Her Service Dog Punched While Deboarding Flight”

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Man Tries to Hide Legless Girlfriend From Police in Plastic Tote

HELLO, MONDAY! If your start to the week needs a little kick in the pants, don’t look to this guys girlfriend.

While trying to hide his significant other from the police, this guy decided that the best possible place would be a plastic tote.  I can’t blame him, that’s the last place I would look for a live, human girl. However, the police know this girl because an altercation from 2015 caused her to lose both of her getaway sticks.

I wish I had the imagination to make this shit up. Continue reading “Man Tries to Hide Legless Girlfriend From Police in Plastic Tote”

Man Arrested After Flying to go Smoke a Joint With President Trump

Well this one is a doozy. It’s like when you’re watching an episode of your favorite show and then all of the sudden there is a crossover moment and your other favorite show has been combined with your original favorite show and you just sit there and basque in the favorite showness of it all.

Well that’s what we  have here. BOTH states involved. One epic crossover! Continue reading “Man Arrested After Flying to go Smoke a Joint With President Trump”

Man Offers to Take Any Test To Prove He Isn’t Drunk, Blows a .233

Maybe he was bluffing? Well, the cops called his bluff.

After spinning out while trying to pass a police officer, hitting the cruiser, and then continuing on his way, this gentleman told police officers that he would “take any test you have” to prove that he wasn’t drunk. His breathalyzer reading came out more than three times the legal limit at .233. He also claims “he ain’t never had a license”. Continue reading “Man Offers to Take Any Test To Prove He Isn’t Drunk, Blows a .233”

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Driver Runs Motorcycle Off the Road in Road Rage Incident Caught On Camera

Well, the fact that this incident involves a motorcycle and it’s currently snowing in northeast Ohio, determining which state is responsible for this asshole should pretty much be a layup.

However, if you’re still not sure after watching the video and checking out the story, feel free to take the quiz. Hell, take it any way. It’s Monday, we could all use a win.

Law enforcement is searching for a driver involved in a terrible road rage incident on Sunday evening. Continue reading “Driver Runs Motorcycle Off the Road in Road Rage Incident Caught On Camera”

Road Rage Leads Two Women To Beat Another Woman With Baseball Bats

I’ve gotten pissed at other drivers before. Actually, I do it almost daily. I don’t think I’ve ever reached the level of getting a baseball bat out and using it on another human being pissed. However, for these two women, this seemed like a logical action to let this other lady know that they did not appreciate her driving techniques.

Think about that for a second…hitting someone else with a baseball bat…in the head…GAH. No thanks. Continue reading “Road Rage Leads Two Women To Beat Another Woman With Baseball Bats”